“My fiancé and I were just trying to enjoy a couple of subs out by the water. Mine had mustard. My fiancé asked me to hold my son while she did something. After she was done she got him again and I saw the ‘mustard’ on my shorts. I hadn’t realized I spilled anything on myself but that was the only thing I thought it could be so I reached for it. I scooped it up with my finger and ate it. Turns out my son’s poop came out his diaper and got on my shorts.” 😂🤣
Credit: Mar Draco Mizzle
